do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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