so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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