so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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