Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
