Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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