her vagine was all disorganized.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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