no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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