He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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