Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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