hotel room ftw
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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