I don't think brook has ever known best
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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