Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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