I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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