So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
BRING THE BAGELS
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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