Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
