I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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