Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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