even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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