is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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