Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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