that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She announced her abortion via fbk
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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