Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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