I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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