I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She told me I should be a condom model.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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