dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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