Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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