So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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