is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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