I accidentally had phone sex last night
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
