i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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