Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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