Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She said her name was "party"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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