I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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