Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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