Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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