you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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