I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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