Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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