So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I am one with the molecules
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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