yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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