I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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