Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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