laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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