She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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