I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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