Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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