Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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