guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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