Just fell off a train. Bad.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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