I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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