i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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