New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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