hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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